Weirdest Compliment I Got After Sex
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Sex can be full of surprises.
Sometimes it’s the experience itself, but other times it’s what happens afterward that leaves you speechless.
This is one of those times.
It had been one of those perfect nights.
Everything had gone smoothly—good conversation, great chemistry, and an incredible connection.
We’d just finished, lying next to each other in the blissful afterglow.
I was expecting the usual post-sex compliments, you know, the “That was amazing,” or “You’re incredible.”
But no.
Instead, my partner turned to me, looked me dead in the eye, and said,
“Wow, you’re so good at making bedsheets crinkle.”
I paused.
Wait... what?
Bedsheets?
Crinkle?
That was the compliment I got.
Not about me, or about the moment we’d just shared, but my apparent talent at wrinkling fabric.
I wasn’t sure how to respond.
Was it a joke? Was it sarcasm? Was my partner just really into bedsheets?
